ian phillips

Ian Phillips is probably the coolest person. I haven't met him yet, but that doesn't matter. True story.

So on a raisin break, Ali, Sam and I saw two cute shnoogs. One of them was such a stoner shnoog because it was a Coon Hound (haha, coon) and it had blood shot eyes and the other was a Chocolate Lab shnoog who was immediately drawn to the Corn Snorkler. A good after dinner surprise, if I do say so myself.

melting snowman

Wow, the weather today is absolutely disgusting. I had to walk to Lafayette Street today (which, granted, is a pretty long walk from my dorm by my standards) and I made the stupid decision to wear my Converse and not to take an umbrella. So basically my feet were icicles. No, not icicles, pieces of frozen meat. Going into the EWC I felt like a melting snowman. Jordan reminded me of that Campbells soup commercial from our childhood in which the snowman goes back into his house, eats his delicious chicken noodle soup and melts back into a real boy!! That was me! The Campbells Snowman! Campbells chicken noodle, possibilites...Anyway, so I handed in my final assignment of the semester and I couldn't be happier that I have nothing to do. I can actually live in the city and well, just live. On a shnoog note, there were not many shnoogs out today, due to the weather I suppose. I was kinda sad, not gonna lie.

Much love to the Phillips family for taking the time out to read my mumblings. Much love.

Shout out to Ali for being the person that she is and being photographed in that amazingly amazing picture that makes Ilana laugh uncontrollably in the Hayden Study Lounge.

Shout out to Lee for making fun of my nose bleeds...

flurries

Ah! It's sort of snowing again today. There really is nothing like New York City in the Winter. It's unbeatable. Anywho, I was awoken at 7 AM-ish this morning to some of the best news I've heard in a long time. Kenny informed me that Facebook removed the "is" from our status updates, which is amazing. I believe my half-unconscious reaction was "holy shit no wayy? are you lying??" If I wasn't so tired I would have gotten up right then and there and checked but I decided to wait until I actually woke up...at 12. So thanks Facebook for doing such a kind thing for all us collegiates out there. The "is" will definitely not be missed. Heather from ANTM will still be missed.



shout outs to all those people who actually read this and sort of give a shit about this blog. haha.

freebies

I forgot to mention that after my last class of the semester, my mom and I went to a taping of "The View." Yes, "The View," the show targeted at new mothers and post-menopausal women. However, we did get tons and tons of free shit and it was actually kind of enjoyable. It was also nice spending time with my mom.


So Ilana wants me to list the shiz I got.
Here it goes...

-$200 gift card to Ann Taylor ( I was overwhelmed with excitement)
-As Ilana called it, "The most fucking amazing wallet" which I can upload my digital pictures to. It's truly somethingg amazzzzzing.
-Diddy cologne and perfume
-Old Navy gift cards
-some Philosophy shit
-a pair of three gloves... well I guess it's not a a pair, more like a cluster
-personalized wine
-classic holidays films on DVD (i.e. Rudolph and Frosty)
-a cookbook
-a cd by Chris Botti
-some other shiz I can't remember

xoxo joco

last day of the semester

Today was the last day of a semester that felt a lot shorter than three months. In order to celebrate the end of the semester, NYU threw a midnight breakfast extravaganza which they called "peace, love and pancakes." In the words of Sam "Corn Snorkler-Loosen Up My Buttons" Jinishian, it was delectable. Before going to the breakfast-ness, we watched the finale of ANTM and let me tell you, we all kind of missed Heather. Well, we missed making fun of her. I will also miss making fun of Translene and her "lyfe az a covewww gewrllll." On our walk back from the midnight breakfast, Jordan pointed out to me that there was a big shnoog in the little shnoog run in Washington Sqaure Park. That was just not right. It was off, unbalanced and unshnoog-worthy. Whilst watching "Mean Girls" with Jordan, I have to say that I have thoroughly enjoyed my first semester here at NYU; even though I missed my friends from home with all my heart, I am so happy and enthralled with all of my new friends here. Love my bitches...


P.S. Jessica Alba? Preggers?

Me: I don't wanna tell you what I did this weekend...
Siegel: What??
Me: I made a blog...
Siegel: No you didn't! Did you really?
Me: Yeah.
Siegel: What did you write about? Shnoog?
Me: Maybe...



The first time Jordan Siegel met the shnoog was when we were Juniors, the day before the AP English exam. Before this time, the shnoog never went on the couch or any furniture for that matter. That night Jordan slept on the couch. That night the shnoog slept on the couch, as well. Ever since then, the shnoog has been obssessed with Jordan and he has made the couch his favorite spot to dwell. Coincidence? Probably.

ilana0829 (9:26:32 PM): we wanna hang out
ilana0829 (9:26:38 PM): and u always pick shnoog over us

See, I wasn't exaggerating.

The shnoog had a riveting day today. Soccer in the morning, a walk around the park in the afternoon, eating, sleeping and sleeping some more at night. Oh, the life of a dog.