nocturnal

Sorry for the hiatus. I've been way busy doing absolutely nothing. Well, that's not completely true. I saw Jenn and Christina a few days ago and we had a fun love-fest. I saw Juno again with Bryce yesterday to uphold our annual Jewish Christmas tradition (we had Chinese food the night before) and make the best of Jesus' birthday. And the movie's really good, too. Aside from those things, I've basically been nocturnal. I sleep all day and wake up anywhere from 6 pm to 8 pm to the next day and then I'm awake til about 7 am- 9 am, fall asleep and then the vicious cycle starts itself again. I like to call it summer mode. Oh, summer mode. 

P.S. Sam, why are you MIA!!??

hoey 101

Wow. Those poor Spears parents. First their amazingly hot, talented and sane older daughter became the opposite of everything in that list over the course of 12 months and now their successful, virginal and pure youngest daughter Jamie Lynn ain't no virgin no mo. Quite the opposite. She's fucking pregnant. How the hell does that shit happen? I wasn't aware Lynn Spears was that awful of a mother. Seriously, Lynn, keep yo kids on a leash! Jesus. I kind of don't want to believe it. But then again, she is "country," as Britney likes to say all the time in her interviews.

Anyway, on to other things...

Ilana left today and Ali left yesterday. Waaah. Sad times. Meh. But the Tila finale is on tonight, which makes it a little better that we've been separated. And I'm in total summer mode, which makes me happy, too. And my friends are coming home soon!

Sam wanted me to make this blog post really long so that she wouldn't have to study whilst in HSL. Sorry, Sam. =)

oh and Hi Jordan. 

peace bitchezzzz

freak-end

This weekend was really interesting. It was the last weekend that we would all be together at NYU for the first semester. And Bryce, Alex and Melissa were here, too! So we were all planning on going to some rave that ended up being in Bumblefuck, Brooklyn....seriously, no one knew where the hell we were. And we were all too drunk to actually go into the rave when we got there (by everyone, I mean M) =). Some of us were molested, peed in the middle of the street and fell all over the place on the L train...I'm not naming names. All in all, it was a good night on Saturday. On Sunday, I returned back to Brooklyn but to a place in Brooklyn I actually recognized. My home and Bryce's home! All in all, it was a good weekend. 

etch-a-sketch

So tonight at like 3 AM, Kenny, Alex, Lydia, Lizzie and I went to the Garden Cafe for wine and pie. The place was so "romantical" (oh, 6 year old Lydia). It was actually kind of wonderful. The pie was really good and so was the wine. Afterwards we watched Kenny for an hour whilst he smoked his giant-ass cigar and all bonded over everything. Even the drunken bums that were walking by Hayden seemed so endearing. Once again, it was kind of wonderful. Love my roomates, love my floormates. <3

starbucks @ midnight

NYU would have their Starbucks open 24 hours during final week. Ali and I went and got our traditional Venti Iced Coffees and it was great, as usual. Kenny and Alex would be there, too.

ian phillips

Ian Phillips is probably the coolest person. I haven't met him yet, but that doesn't matter. True story.

So on a raisin break, Ali, Sam and I saw two cute shnoogs. One of them was such a stoner shnoog because it was a Coon Hound (haha, coon) and it had blood shot eyes and the other was a Chocolate Lab shnoog who was immediately drawn to the Corn Snorkler. A good after dinner surprise, if I do say so myself.

melting snowman

Wow, the weather today is absolutely disgusting. I had to walk to Lafayette Street today (which, granted, is a pretty long walk from my dorm by my standards) and I made the stupid decision to wear my Converse and not to take an umbrella. So basically my feet were icicles. No, not icicles, pieces of frozen meat. Going into the EWC I felt like a melting snowman. Jordan reminded me of that Campbells soup commercial from our childhood in which the snowman goes back into his house, eats his delicious chicken noodle soup and melts back into a real boy!! That was me! The Campbells Snowman! Campbells chicken noodle, possibilites...Anyway, so I handed in my final assignment of the semester and I couldn't be happier that I have nothing to do. I can actually live in the city and well, just live. On a shnoog note, there were not many shnoogs out today, due to the weather I suppose. I was kinda sad, not gonna lie.

Much love to the Phillips family for taking the time out to read my mumblings. Much love.

Shout out to Ali for being the person that she is and being photographed in that amazingly amazing picture that makes Ilana laugh uncontrollably in the Hayden Study Lounge.

Shout out to Lee for making fun of my nose bleeds...